Come back lines

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Morgan_Lynn (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 10-Dec-2008 5:51:02

I actualyfound this off a MySpace survey cite, but figured it was quite funny so thought I'd pot i here..

MySpace Surveys and Bulletins

MySpace Surveys
1 Word
100 Have You Evers
20 Firsts
25 Reasons You Know You Have Grown Up
27 Random Questions
50 Random Questions
50 Things About ME
7 Deadly Sins
9 Lasts
Any 5 Friends
Are You A Cutie
Ask Me Anything
Baby Im Sorry
Bicardi
BIG NEWS
Bikers Alphabit
Bud Light Presents
Bumper Stickers
Cell Phone Quiz
Child Support
Chinese Horoscope
Colors
Colors You Can Hear
Come Back Lines
Condoms
Dear Me
Dirty Questions
Do You Know Me
E-Bay Song
Elbows
Eye Color
Fake MySpace Friends
First Job
Firsts and Lasts
Food For Thought


MySpace Bulletins
Friends vs Best Friends
Funny Condom Slogans
Good Questions
Grocery List
Horoscope
Hot or Not
I Almost Cried
I Owe My Mother
I Remember
Italins
KFC In New York
Kissing Facts
Last Person Who
Lets Play
Love Note
Marijuana
Memories
My Birthday
MySpace Marriage
Perfect Gynecologist
Rate Me
Relationships
Repost This
Secret Crush Game
Sloganize It
Smart Ass Answers
Southern Signs
Stereotypes
Stop Cooking With Bacon Grease
The Fireman
The Perfect Guy
Truth About 666
What Guys Should Do
Your Name Means
Your Pimp Name

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To Copy and Paste: CTRL + A / CTRL + C / MySpace.com -> New Bulletin / CTRL + V M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.


M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.


M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.


M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.


M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.


M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.


M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.


M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?


M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Love ♥
Morgan

Post 2 by Morgan_Lynn (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 10-Dec-2008 5:52:48

Sorry all I thoght I just got that little part, guess I got more lmaoo...


Once again my opologys.

Love ♥
Moran

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 10:47:25

Love the come backs, they're hilarious! I especially take a liking to the last one.

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 10:50:43

What on Earth?

Post 5 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 20:23:48

Funny funny funny! lol post some more come back jokes if you see a longer version of this one. lol

Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 23:26:52

roflmao morgana, they're funny